About MayerChuchipDe
Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To win the no-bell
prize.
LunDarekfc
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can
see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
HoweKennellyrE
What did the slug say as he slipped
down the window very fast?
How slime flies!
ZevBoydenTY
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
his nails ?
He cut all his fingers off !
DantelAnwarWg
What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
CheEdwaldhj
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
you
with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny, Mom. I can't
remember either.
DorCuinnuI
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said
"Moving."
PascalSomertonvC
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?
She was the beast of the show!
KenwayWynwodeeC
Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?
Yes, but
I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.
TremaineAlvahtk
Patron: How come
this fly is swimming in my
soup?
Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
SuttonCisBa